I am so SORRY for the inconvenience (PB)

I have had a stupidly difficult time for the last few months trying to stabilize my body in a way so as that I do not raptor screech my way up to the high heavens, nor do I take a sharp kitchen knife and plunge it deep into the squishy folds of my stomach in order to combat the seemingly endless parade of worm wiggling that never ever lets up.  Ya see, I would rather not have another episode that would give me an excuse to abstractly refer to a subject matter that literally no one cares to hear about, besides Pepe over here, and she knows that I know that she knows I talk way too much about that and everything in my life anyways, and she knows that I know that she knows that I wish so desperately I could just shut my mouth. 

 

So I've been trying to keep my head screwed on straight and my calve muscles loose and my spaghetti just as noodley.  But those damn worms are having a frickin field day, it must be..... I don't know, Denver in '98, when the Broncos defeated the Packers to win the Super Bowl XXXII.  Yeah, those wormies are not happy.  Haha. 

 

But anyways, I'm not sure why I feel so strange.  There are so many possible factors for the jigglies. 

Lists.  Yay! 

1. Everyone is driving me nuts because it's the end of the year, (ever heard of spring fever?).  I'm starting to realize maybe it isn't a good idea to want to be friends with everyone.  Some people you just need to not hang with.  At all. 

2. The Human Centipede is a thing that was recently watched with my eyeballs. 

3. Baumbach is a thing that was recently watched with my eyeballs. 

4. There is so much sketchy sexual vibed out relationships between the students and teachers of BAHS.  This is not a reference to the number above, just so you know.  Observe, and you will understand. 

5. The PDA levels are off the charts.  Once again, observe. Hint: Swing by Digel's at the end of the day.  You'll know what I mean. 

6. Prom.  I mean, jeez, what's the big deal anyway?  I mean, really?  Ugh I don't even want to go.  I hate people who have fun.  Ugh.  Pizza > Prom 2k15.  Ugh.  Ugh.  Ugh.  Or this stuff, yeah.

 

            Lolz.

7. No one is hydrating enough.  Or getting any sleep.  Stop bragging about how ever since you were born, you have only drank Coke Vanilla, and go guzzle some H2O, baby.  Go to bed.  Just take care of yourself, jeez, didn't think I had to spell that out for you. 

8. Everyone is squishing 54954040% knowledge into my brain capacity super duper fast before finals. 

9. The salt levels are way to unbalanced at the moment. 

10. I haven't taken a shower and I miss certain children in my life. 

 

BONUS:  Swim practice, every night, two hours straight, plus dryland, plus I hate every single atom in the chemical formula to make chlorine water.  Extra bonus, my sister is playing her flute. 

 

On the bright side, I just went grocery shopping and I purchased so many beautiful items.  I am a proud hen mother.